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I chose this green color for the background because I've heard the green color impacts calming and a timid paranoid like you surely needs it. I hope you won't commit something wrong, as committing a suicide for example?(which reminds me...isn't this font too insulting and dispiriting?) At least not after being at my page... my sponsors won't like that and probably will change the BIG banners with smaller. In fact...as I think about it...that's not too bad! So GO AHEAD YOU PARANOID SQUIRT! COMMIT YOUR SUICIDE! Anyway you don't deserve to live since you don't want to see my homepage. Whom do you think I designed it for? The GOVERNMENT!??!? (Hm...the idea is not bad, but that's not the point, don't distract!)

Anyway, my little victim... ops... fellow, just because I am a good Zmei Gorianin 0:-) I shall give you a last chance(which nobody else will give you... of course it's FREE). Don't blow it.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

Hm...it sounds like something found in the post and offering a free course for a quick loosing of weight

(don't confuse "life" with "wife" because the answers may be just the opposite)

Choose one of the next two opportunities:

I want to risk it and go back!

Deep inside me lurks the brave heart of Mell Gibson - my favourite hero..Oh how I wish to be like him! Just for a while! I am a mad guy and that's for sure and I don't know why did I try to conceal the obvious Going back fills me with memories of my childhood when everyone was happy and the grass was green and the woods.. I didn't read the whole previous page, although it doesn't seem important to me now...

I want to risk it and go back...and even further!      

  This one seems most harmless to me... I don't know exactly why, but something in the first opportunity frightens me... I don't like the first opportunity and the last is even more terrible so I intend to click here without reading further and further...that's my life-motto, and when I see something furtherer than the further... I just go there...and see other "furtherings" but I don't want to talk about that

Just let me go hooooome...mummyyyyyyyyy... hlip hlip.... smrouuukk...          

  Hluts, hluts, hluts......... Hlip, hlip........ WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......... NOT agaaaaaaaaaaaain...pleeeeeeeeeeeease.... I can't stand any one more of these pages so I'm ready to look like a coward if this takes me OUT!